Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian announced today that he has a “long, engorged, turgid memory.” Krekorian made the announcement as part of a campaign to remind people “not to mess with me.” As an example of his memory, he cited the case of Derek J. Jameson. “Derry once kicked sand in my face in the 5th Grade. He thought I would forget. But boy-o, no-way! I am still very angry,” said an obviously emotional Krekorian.
We reached Jameson, 51, an Investment Banker, at his Bel Air home for comment. “What do you think about Paul Krekorian being upset with you?” this blog asked. “Paul who?” was his reply. We reminded him of the incident in his fifth grade class, forty-one years ago, upon which, with a quizzical look on his face, stated, “I’m busy” and closed the door.
Krekorian, for his part, wasn’t buying it. “I know he is still competing with me,” said Krekorian, who promises to publish a full list of people who have “messed with me” soon. As he departed our interview, Krekorian was muttering something unintelligible, but we made out the names Garcetti and Wesson.
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