The Paul Krekorian Blogging Team ™ announced today that it has sponsored an ordinance, introduced by Paul Krekorian, to appoint an Official City Blogger. “My guys, both on my government staff and my political staff, run so many blogs, I just thought this was the next logical extension,” said Krekorian. “We post on blogs all the time. During hotly contested campaigns, some walk precincts. We blog. When we’re supposed to be filling potholes on city time, we blog. When we’re supposed to be with our wives (or pursuing underage women), we blog. We blog all the time, and so it just seems appropriate that we would introduce this ordinance,” continued Krekorian.
City Hall insiders are atwitter in their speculation as to who might get appointed Official City Blogger if Krekorian’s ordinance passes. Krekorian noted that his team has already received “several resumes” and “hopes to receive several more, if conflict of interest paperwork clears.”
Ever the forward thinker, Krekorian has also introduced companion legislation for the first blog posts that the Official Los Angeles City Blogger would be tasked to work on. Topics include, “Mr. Wonderful. How Paul Krekorian saved Burbank, and Los Angeles.” “Paul Krekorian, Darling of the Right and the Left.” And our personal favorite, “Paul Krekorian, Don’t Look at His DWP Bill.”
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