Paul Krekorian Kicks Ass!

A blog dedicated to peeling back the onion that is Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian. Paul Krekorian is a great man. He's above board in all that he does. He's the benevolent Lord of Los Angeles' 2nd Council District. Some day, he will be President.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Krekorian Confirms: "I am not Lord Voldemort."

The Paul Krekorian team today issued a statement reiterating that Paul Krekorian is not, and never has been, Lord Voldemort.  Krekorian, who was similarly accused of being a vampire during his council race and by some in Sacramento, said that he felt that the issue was "closed, like the coffin they accused me of popping out of."

We interviewed one young receptionist who stated, "I actually find the Lollipop Head and ghostly pale look very attractive on a guy.  That look has got 'heroin chic' beat by a mile."

Krekorian did however note that his team is working "24-7, 365" to "rid Council District 2 and its environs from Muggle."


1 comment:

  1. You gotta give credit where credit is due. Phil Jennerjahn came up with this one, and it is hilarious! www.philjennerjahn.com

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