It's official. The ANC announced Friday that it had deified Paul Krekorian. It directed "All of our followers to stop worshiping a Christian God and to instead direct worship to Paul Krekorian."
Asbarez reported that worship services were already well underway. It reported that at a recent Paul Krekorian worship ceremony at a hall in Sunland, "ten thousand gazillion fo-fillion people showed up." The Sunland News Press reported that the hall, which has a capacity of 300, was filled with "three bald guys and a midget, performing some kind of odd sacrifice, perhaps chickens."
We at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 wish our godlike God all the best. Godspeed! God-errific!
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