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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Paul Krekorian Creates Very Futuristic App to Get Trees Trimmed

Responding to his "staff's obsession with technology, the current city budget climate, and the ongoing need to grab a cheesy headline with a totally meaningless new gadget," Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian today released PaulTreekorian 1.0 (tm), a fully downloadable app that can "help the residents of CD2 schedule their trees to be trimmed."

PaulTreekorian is futuristic.  Very futuristic.  All one needs to do is take one's I-Phone or Blackberry, download the app, and boot it up.  You plug in your address and click "request tree trimming." 

The application automatically slaps your face, spouts a platitude about the city budget crisis, and schedules your trees to be trimmed in 2032.  "We believe this will greatly reduce the volume of constituents who need to call my office to get similar treatment," said Krekorian.  "This futuristic app is the future of futurey futures and how I expect to deliver constituent service in the future."

Just how futurific is Paul Treekorian (tm)?  Most council districts will see their trees trimmed by 2021.  However, 2032 is the date for CD2. 

Download your copy today at meaninglessdistraction.anotherCD2blog.wordpress.com.



 "You want your trees trimmed?  Waddya gonna do?"
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  1. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    You mean Krekorian's staff trolls around LA blogs? And pays bloggers to for favorable coverage? No! Next thing you'll tell me there is gambling in Casablanca.

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