At a recent City of Los Angeles hearing on the subject, Councilman Paul Krekorian came down hard on porn usage at Los Angeles City libraries.
Krekorian insisted that the libraries just install porn filters on library computers, "like the one on my council computer."
After hearing this suggestion, library director Humphrey T. Cottontrot stated, "Krekorian's just jealous that he and his staff have to go to the library to do their viewing, instead of doing it on their Council computers. If we really wanted to piss them off, we'd install a no-blogging filter on Krekorian's council computer."
Beyond tackling the huge, burning issues of the day, like whether 2 homeless guys look at porn once a month on otherwise unused library computers, Krekorian also took stands this week on other controversial issues, boldly stating how he disliked people who kill cops, or people who don't like apple pie or flags.
"Solving the Iredell Street parking issues will have to wait," said Krekorian. "So will getting our shit together on Woodbridge Park," he added. "Today, Paul Krekorian focuses on porn."
Krekorian insisted that the libraries just install porn filters on library computers, "like the one on my council computer."
After hearing this suggestion, library director Humphrey T. Cottontrot stated, "Krekorian's just jealous that he and his staff have to go to the library to do their viewing, instead of doing it on their Council computers. If we really wanted to piss them off, we'd install a no-blogging filter on Krekorian's council computer."
Beyond tackling the huge, burning issues of the day, like whether 2 homeless guys look at porn once a month on otherwise unused library computers, Krekorian also took stands this week on other controversial issues, boldly stating how he disliked people who kill cops, or people who don't like apple pie or flags.
"Solving the Iredell Street parking issues will have to wait," said Krekorian. "So will getting our shit together on Woodbridge Park," he added. "Today, Paul Krekorian focuses on porn."
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