Councilman Paul Krekorian, aka "Petty Paul," aka "Pouty Paul" has identified the biggest issue facing Los Angeles, indeed, one that he has directed his staff and blogging team and his Team 1600 (tm) to work on tirelessly: SEO.
SEO, for those who aren't in the know, is "Search Engine Optimization." It is the act of manipulating search engines, like Google, to rank certain pages higher or lower in results.
"F potholes," said one of Krekorian's City Hall staff, who prefers to remain anonymous, "We want to work on making Paul's name higher in the Google results, and also, trying to get bad shit about Paul's enemies [editor's note: see below for loooooooooooooong list of Paul's enemies] higher in the page rankings."
We spoke with Krekorian's district office staff in Sunland-Tujunga, who wholeheartedly concurred. "Some council staffs, like Eric Garcetti's, work on tree trimming, some focus on halting bad development, some focus on open space preservation," the staffer said with a laugh. "At Team Krekorian, we blog."
SEO has long been an issue plaguing Los Angeles. Mayors from Antonio Villaraigosa through Fletcher Bowron and Frank Shaw have long listed SEO as a top threat plaguing the city of Angels.
"For that reason, I have committed my staff to little besides SEO," said Krekorian. "In fact,when I'm not feeding neighborhood councils meaningless platitudes, or spouting Republicanisms at the five remaining members of Valley VOTE, I like engaging in a little SEO myself," said the Lord of Los Angeles's Second Councilmanic district with a wink.
We here at Team 1600 applaud Paul Krekorian's courage. Pouty Paul / Petty Paul: you are just SEOper awSEOme.
SEO, for those who aren't in the know, is "Search Engine Optimization." It is the act of manipulating search engines, like Google, to rank certain pages higher or lower in results.
"F potholes," said one of Krekorian's City Hall staff, who prefers to remain anonymous, "We want to work on making Paul's name higher in the Google results, and also, trying to get bad shit about Paul's enemies [editor's note: see below for loooooooooooooong list of Paul's enemies] higher in the page rankings."
We spoke with Krekorian's district office staff in Sunland-Tujunga, who wholeheartedly concurred. "Some council staffs, like Eric Garcetti's, work on tree trimming, some focus on halting bad development, some focus on open space preservation," the staffer said with a laugh. "At Team Krekorian, we blog."
SEO has long been an issue plaguing Los Angeles. Mayors from Antonio Villaraigosa through Fletcher Bowron and Frank Shaw have long listed SEO as a top threat plaguing the city of Angels.
"For that reason, I have committed my staff to little besides SEO," said Krekorian. "In fact,when I'm not feeding neighborhood councils meaningless platitudes, or spouting Republicanisms at the five remaining members of Valley VOTE, I like engaging in a little SEO myself," said the Lord of Los Angeles's Second Councilmanic district with a wink.
We here at Team 1600 applaud Paul Krekorian's courage. Pouty Paul / Petty Paul: you are just SEOper awSEOme.
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