Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced he is issuing a "retroactive pah-dun of Paul Kree Kow eean" for being "awesome."
The muscle-clad former Governor said that his pardon was based on their mutual respect, and for Krekorian being "uttahly ineffective in stopping anything I wanted to do as Guffonna."
While some groups decried the pardon as being based solely on things like Krekorian's Youth Brigade volunteers, Krekorian said he was "honored to have received a full pardon" from the Inseminator "based on my overall awesomeness."
When asked if the Sperminator's pardon would help his campaign for Council President, City Attorney, Mayor, Vice-President, and President, Krekorian was glib. "It certainly can't hurt," Krekorian stated, noting his campaign was "already planning to do an absentee campaign to Austrian-Americans" in his next race.
The muscle-clad former Governor said that his pardon was based on their mutual respect, and for Krekorian being "uttahly ineffective in stopping anything I wanted to do as Guffonna."
While some groups decried the pardon as being based solely on things like Krekorian's Youth Brigade volunteers, Krekorian said he was "honored to have received a full pardon" from the Inseminator "based on my overall awesomeness."
When asked if the Sperminator's pardon would help his campaign for Council President, City Attorney, Mayor, Vice-President, and President, Krekorian was glib. "It certainly can't hurt," Krekorian stated, noting his campaign was "already planning to do an absentee campaign to Austrian-Americans" in his next race.
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