Paul Krekorian Kicks Ass!

A blog dedicated to peeling back the onion that is Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian. Paul Krekorian is a great man. He's above board in all that he does. He's the benevolent Lord of Los Angeles' 2nd Council District. Some day, he will be President.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Councilman Paul Krekorian Pays $30 To Register Krekorian2016.com Just In Case

Burbank, CA—Councilman Paul Krekorian told reporters Friday that while he has no plans to run for president in 2016, but he has nonetheless registered Krekorian2016.com because "you never know." "I'm definitely not going to run—it's completely out of the question—but it never hurts to keep your options open," said Krekorian, whose political career has meteorically lateraled, just like his residence over the years. "It's only 30 bucks, so I figured, why not? Better safe than sorry." According to Krekorian, if he does run, which he adamantly stated he was not going to do, he's already got a few campaign slogan ideas he brainstormed "just for the hell of it."

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