Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian has decided to issue a response to United States Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. http://northhollywood.patch.com/articles/councilmember-paul-krekorian-to-respond-to-romney
We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 (tm) believe that this has made Mitt Romney tremble in fear. After all, Paul Krekorian recently crushed such hugely popular people like Chris Essel in a special election where 10% of the 2nd Council District's 250,000 people voted. Krekorian demolished well-known and well-funded Augusto Bisani recently, who spend at least a buck fitty on his campaign!
We caught up with Romney's spokesperson outside their North Hollywood speech, and asked what they thought of Paul Krekorian's response to Mr. Romney. "Paul who?" was the response. "Oh yes, that's the guy who helps with assisted suicides," chimed in another aide.
We aren't buying their nonchalance.
We know that Councilman Paul Krekorian has made Mitt Romney quiver in fear.
We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 know that it's because Paul Krekorian will someday be President. Mitt Romney is just jealous of Krekorian's presidential qualities. Yes, we know Mitt is 6'5, handsome, wealthy, and kind. Yes, we know Paul is 4'11, 100 pounds soaking wet, looks like a lollipop head/corpse, and has the reputation for being vindictive, petty, and more bitter than deep-friend lemon rinds. Nevertheless, we here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 still agree with the one fat, sweaty, short, hairy guy who was slobbering on himself as he ran down the street in NoHo screaming, "today Noth Hahlywoo, tomorrow the worl!!!!!"
We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 (tm) believe that this has made Mitt Romney tremble in fear. After all, Paul Krekorian recently crushed such hugely popular people like Chris Essel in a special election where 10% of the 2nd Council District's 250,000 people voted. Krekorian demolished well-known and well-funded Augusto Bisani recently, who spend at least a buck fitty on his campaign!
We caught up with Romney's spokesperson outside their North Hollywood speech, and asked what they thought of Paul Krekorian's response to Mr. Romney. "Paul who?" was the response. "Oh yes, that's the guy who helps with assisted suicides," chimed in another aide.
We aren't buying their nonchalance.
We know that Councilman Paul Krekorian has made Mitt Romney quiver in fear.
We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 know that it's because Paul Krekorian will someday be President. Mitt Romney is just jealous of Krekorian's presidential qualities. Yes, we know Mitt is 6'5, handsome, wealthy, and kind. Yes, we know Paul is 4'11, 100 pounds soaking wet, looks like a lollipop head/corpse, and has the reputation for being vindictive, petty, and more bitter than deep-friend lemon rinds. Nevertheless, we here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 still agree with the one fat, sweaty, short, hairy guy who was slobbering on himself as he ran down the street in NoHo screaming, "today Noth Hahlywoo, tomorrow the worl!!!!!"
Was the short fat hairy guy Adrin Nazarian?
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