Councilman Paul Krekorian Makes Mitt Romney Quiver In Fear

Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian has decided to issue a response to United States Presidential candidate Mitt Romney.  http://northhollywood.patch.com/articles/councilmember-paul-krekorian-to-respond-to-romney

We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 (tm) believe that this has made Mitt Romney tremble in fear.  After all, Paul Krekorian recently crushed such hugely popular people like Chris Essel in a special election where 10% of the 2nd Council District's 250,000 people voted.  Krekorian demolished well-known and well-funded Augusto Bisani recently, who spend at least a buck fitty on his campaign!

We caught up with Romney's spokesperson outside their North Hollywood speech, and asked what they thought of Paul Krekorian's response to Mr. Romney.  "Paul who?" was the response.  "Oh yes, that's the guy who helps with assisted suicides," chimed in another aide.

We aren't buying their nonchalance. 

We know that Councilman Paul Krekorian has made Mitt Romney quiver in fear. 

We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 know that it's because Paul Krekorian will someday be President.  Mitt Romney is just jealous of Krekorian's presidential qualities.  Yes, we know Mitt is 6'5, handsome, wealthy, and kind.  Yes, we know Paul is 4'11, 100 pounds soaking wet, looks like a lollipop head/corpse, and has the reputation for being vindictive, petty, and more bitter than deep-friend lemon rinds.  Nevertheless, we here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 still agree with the one fat, sweaty, short, hairy guy who was slobbering on himself as he ran down the street in NoHo screaming, "today Noth Hahlywoo, tomorrow the worl!!!!!"

Paul Hatfield Is Off the Payroll!

Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian (R-Burbank(ish)) announced late Tuesday that blogger Paul Hatfield is "officially off payroll" and "no longer a member of Team 1600."  Krekorian took this action after it was reported that Hatfield actually published an article critical of our Lord Paul.  http://www.citywatchla.com/component/content/article/317-8box-right/1970-krekorians-nc-reform-motions-fail-to-impress

Team Krekorian was quick to reassure our many followers that Krekorian "still has many bloggers on payroll, don't worry."  As one student of the media noted, "blogging has matured, to the point where it is like newspapers were in 1930s Chicago.  Krekorian should be able to easily overcome the loss of one of his blogging team and should be able to continue to be able to buy coverage easily."

We here at Paul Krekorian's Team 1600 feel fine.

Councilman Paul Krekorian Pays $30 To Register Krekorian2016.com Just In Case

Burbank, CA—Councilman Paul Krekorian told reporters Friday that while he has no plans to run for president in 2016, but he has nonetheless registered Krekorian2016.com because "you never know." "I'm definitely not going to run—it's completely out of the question—but it never hurts to keep your options open," said Krekorian, whose political career has meteorically lateraled, just like his residence over the years. "It's only 30 bucks, so I figured, why not? Better safe than sorry." According to Krekorian, if he does run, which he adamantly stated he was not going to do, he's already got a few campaign slogan ideas he brainstormed "just for the hell of it."