Paul Krekorian Kicks Ass!

A blog dedicated to peeling back the onion that is Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian. Paul Krekorian is a great man. He's above board in all that he does. He's the benevolent Lord of Los Angeles' 2nd Council District. Some day, he will be President.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Lord Voldemort Krekorian Uses His Powers to Distract The Wimpy Voters Of Los Angeles

Reforming LA's dysfunctional government?  Fixing the LADWP?  Solving the city's pension crisis?

You'd be mistaken if our lordly staff over here at Team Paul Krekorian could be bothered with that stuff.

As the Encino Patch recently reported, http://encino.patch.com/articles/krekorians-staff-take-a-ride-down-the-la-river , while Los Angeles burned, we here at Team Krekorian were...taking a ride down the LA river.  With your taxpayer dollars paying our salaries.  Moooohaahaahaaahaaahaaa.  Mooohahahahaha!

How strong is Paul Krekorian?  How lordly?  No one noticed.  He used his lordly powers to distract you wimpy voters so that no one gave a hoot.  Oh yes, the Kevin James for Mayor team busted a vein in their necks with apoplectic rage, but no one else seemed to notice this latest meaningless, wasteful, publicity hounding, trivial move by Lord Krekorian.  All hail Paul Krekorian!  Lord of the Second Council District!

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