Paul Krekorian Kicks Ass!

A blog dedicated to peeling back the onion that is Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Krekorian. Paul Krekorian is a great man. He's above board in all that he does. He's the benevolent Lord of Los Angeles' 2nd Council District. Some day, he will be President.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Paul Krekorian: Only I Have Keys to Global Financial Meltdown

Los Angeles city councillord Paul Krekorian made another reasonable, credible claim Thursday: that he, and only he, has the plan for getting the world out of the financial doldrums that have plagued it for the past few years.

Krekorian was glib, as befitting a man who knows both financial markets and how to find sharks with laser beams on the black market. But insiders tell us his plan includes running an evil campaign for an evil hairy midget, and extorting the taxpayers of the Valley for one. Meelyon. Dollars.